Supernova Juice Journal

Monday update

• 7yr old reviews Jersey Shore: “They look like people who know how to drink milk. It looks like they have strong bones. I can kind of see their bones.”
• While you were drinking your coffee, somewhere in the world, a lake exploded. 
• An Open Mind is Advised.  May also contain Subtitles.  Or be Disturbing. 
• Serial car burglary suspect accidentally Tased, handcuffed himself
• I just ate a danish
• Fishbate finally brings violent fish masturbation to the iPhone
• It may be raining diamonds on Neptune and Uranus 
• The Boozeacalypse may be coming due to Global Warming 
• 2009 was the second hottest year on record