Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: The Mountain Men’s Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

July 16th, 2009 by mrzebra | Print

I looked to the sky and howled. Native drums were pounding in the distance, rhythmic and steady. Behind these drums, there were faint, knowing whispers. With each bang of a drum, a solar flare could be seen belching forth from the eclipse/full moon blazing above in the darkened sky. Still howling, two wolves came forth and began howling with me. Thinking back to my Amazon.com shirt purchase, I remembered there were supposed to be three wolves. I looked down to notice that I was still wearing the wolf shirt, but instead of arms, hairy legs and paws protruded from my 100% cotton short sleeve shirt. The third wolf… was me.

via Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: The Mountain Men’s Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee.

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